Mission accomplished

Last night, CA -- got together with urban impersonation of family (numerous strangers with little to nothing in common) to prove common thanksgiving food could be made vegan and still induce food coma popular in holiday fare gorgers. Five pounds of food later, bloated and prostrate on the couch, unanimous consent favored meal to be a success. Unfortunately, food did not dull the senses enough to abate the queasiness brought upon film snobs by wretched sentimental tripe named "elf" despite zooey deschanel's honest effort to pull the movie back from the dismal sacharine flop that proves John Favreau should stick with the yelling and Vince Vaughn.