Beware Ladies!

Writing your own novel may cause you to create a hero with whom you will fall madly in love.

If you think that the idea of a man who willingly changes himself is the ideal fantasy, imagine someone who you can create from scratch! And, he comes with all the malleability of play-doh and legos combined.

Take care, though, to give him some flaws, because eventually (after he has completely disturbed your sleep cycle) he will betray the heroine (your thinly veiled avatar) and you will spend many nights cursing him. It's good to have some ammunition stacked up for that eventuality.

PS. I know this post is poorly written. You try writing blogs after a cup of coffee, a pint of beer and 4,000 words spewed into a spiderweb narrative of questionable dignity.