Wander-lusty

I was only lost on this bridge like 8 times today. Or, maybe it was another bridge, I can't tell, they all share some sort of similar characteristics that classify them in the bridge category, no? It would be like telling the difference between children, peanut butters, republicans, or some other inconsequential nothings.
P.S. Please tell cranky man at the burrito shop that I am not visiting every day because I have a massive burning crush on him. I just don't know anywhere else to go.