Is finding a man going to be this disappointing all the time? I just got the tackiest ass text message from a guy I hardly know telling me he wished he getting past second base with me right now (with a soundtrack). Romantic, no? I'll give you some backstory: this is from a "man" who refused to spend more than $7 on a date with me, tried to sneak me into one of the local amusement centers for free (and refused to pay up when we got caught), made a severely depressing double entendre involving coffee in a bookstore, then tried to make out with me in the middle of a park in broad daylight.
Is chivalry dead?
Stay tuned!
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He sounds like a peach. When's the wedding?
And, pray tell: what is the soundtrack of choice? Please tell me it was Sisqo - the thong song is just about the most romantic way to round second base!
sorry, I just threw up in my mouth.
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